Step 1 - Layout the fabric you want to cut for your project. Adjust the fabric so that it is as flat as possible. You may want to use a cutting board depending on your project.
Step 2 - Your cat or cats will immediately lay on the fabric. They allow you to live with them so you simply must obey at this point.
Step 3 - Re-adjust the fabric so that it lays nicely again
Step 4 - Your cats will now claw at the fabric.
Step 5 - Re-adjust the fabric to avoid the parts that now have holes.
Step 6 - Your cat will now run around over top of the fabric. Enjoy the show.
Step 7 - Give up and have a drink
Step 8 - Re-adjust your fabric. At this point if your project calls for you to pin the fabric to a pattern do so now.
Step 9 - Give the cats catnip
Step 9 - Cut as fast as you possibly can while they are distracted.
Voila you are done
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